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Writing <\/em>In a Dark, Dark Wood, I spent a lot of time talking to women about their hen parties and bachelorettes, listening to horror stories (some hilarious, some just horrifying) and thinking about their place in society. There are so many different versions, from the French enterrement de vie de jeune fille to the Swedish m\u00f6hippa, and practically every country has some way of marking the occasion. When there’s so much to hate, why do we love them so much? This is a piece I originally wrote for the British magazine <\/em>The Pool, reflecting on the question.<\/em><\/p>\n Practically every woman has a horror story to tell \u2013 the one where the bride got roaring drunk and broke her ankle so she had a cast for the big day. The one where the maid of honour encountered one of her pupils, while dressed as a Playboy bunny complete with ears and tail. The one where the groom’s mother blurted out a horrendously frank sexual confession during \u201ctruth or dare\u201d. The one where the stripper failed to show and an amateur replacement was drafted in. Apparently the clue that he was not exactly Magic Mike material was when he folded his clothes after taking them off… <\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][et_pb_image src=”https:\/\/ruthware.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/kelsey-chance-900.jpg” title_text=”kelsey-chance-900″ align_tablet=”center” align_phone=”” align_last_edited=”on|desktop” _builder_version=”4.16″ max_width=”80%” module_alignment=”center” global_colors_info=”{}”][\/et_pb_image][et_pb_text _builder_version=”4.27.4″ text_font=”||||||||” text_text_color=”#ffffff” custom_padding_tablet=”0px||0px||true” custom_padding_phone=”” custom_padding_last_edited=”on|phone” hover_enabled=”0″ global_colors_info=”{}” sticky_enabled=”0″]<\/p>\n <\/p>\n So why do we do it to ourselves? If they’re such a pain, why do we keep saying yes? Yes to the invitation, yes to the dressing up in silly costumes, yes to the idea of having one at all? I don’t buy the idea of the whole \u201cone last night as a single girl\u201d thing \u2013 does anyone really think, these days at least, that her hen party will be the last night of freedom before her husband puts his manly slippered foot down and chains her to the sink? I hope not.<\/p>\n I guess part of it is tradition \u2013 everyone else is having one\/going, so won’t it look weird if I don’t? Part of it is politeness \u2013 I don’t really fancy it, but she’s invited me and I don’t want to offend her. Part of it is undoubtedly because, cringe-worthiness not withstanding, they can be really, really fun. (There’s nothing bonds people together like a mix of embarrassment and alcohol).<\/p>\n But I think the real reason is that in an age that fetishises romantic attachment beyond all else \u2013 with whole sections of the film and book industry devoted to couples igniting that special spark \u2013 the hen party is the one time we publicly celebrate friendship, and everything that goes with that. There are no anniversaries of meeting our best friend, no \u201crenewal of vows\u201d where we confirm our commitment to the people who get us through thick and thin. 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There are even Happy Retirement cards. And they have in fact manufactured a \u201cFriendship Day\u201d according to Wikipedia. But the fact that I had to Google to see if one existed says volumes about the fact that there are not many points in life when we sit down and really take stock \u2013 who are the people who matter most to us?<\/p>\n Hens (and stags) are a way of doing just that. And, like the friendships they celebrate, they can be slightly double-edged affairs, spiced with one-upmanship, pranking and weird bonding rituals that can feel more like hazing than fun. Hen nights hark back to an age when turning up to a party in the same clothes as your best friend was the BEST FUN EVER rather than a social disaster, a time when friendship meant having your commitment to the group tested by being asked to do stuff you’d rather not. When you were ten, that was putting a drawing pin on the teacher’s chair, or telling Jason Fitch that you fancied him. These days it’s rubbing shaving foam into a stranger’s pecs, or drinking from a penis. Tomato, tomahto, I guess.<\/p>\n So maybe it’s time to embrace the L-plates, or better yet, just embrace your mates. In fact, you know what? Don’t wait until the next hen night to do it.<\/p>\n [\/et_pb_text][\/et_pb_column][\/et_pb_row][\/et_pb_section]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" In a world where romance is always put above platonic love, a hen night is actually a lovely celebration to have…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1495,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-in-a-dark-dark-wood"],"yoast_head":"\n
Maybe it’s the L-plates, or the expense, or the costumes (oh God, the costumes), or the peculiar horror of being coerced into doing borderline-humiliating activities with a group of comparative strangers \u2013 plus paying through the nose for the privilege\u2026 but for whatever reason, we love to hate the hen. Mention the word to a group of women (particularly if they’re of a certain age \u2013 at the stage where wedding invitations are plopping through the letterbox like unpaid bills) and you’ll get a chorus of laughs and groans, and the rueful tales will start \u2013 of \u00a3700 bills, of massive fall-outs, of organisers so bossy they made US border guards look chilled. And in a way the ambivalence is understandable \u2013 I’ve yet to meet a woman who actually wanted her face ground into the sweaty crotch of a strange man more extensively waxed than herself.<\/p>\n